Here’s the track about porn that I’ve been rambling about on the interwebs for the past few days, titled “The Movies”. My resident artist made some custom artwork especially for this track, to go with the campy porn theme. Meet the newest addition to the Bandesnaci Pantheon, the Pussy Monster! (hope you get the joke)
Also, this is the first track I’m enclosing the lyrics for, just because I think they’re the most fun I’ve ever written:
Verse:
Late night in Denver
Spit-shining my gun
In comes my girlfriend
Do I wanna have some fun?
I like excitement
Do I want it to get groovy?
No need to worry
‘Cause we’re going to the movies
Ron’s about to spray
And show as all his war scars
(Oh, hey, Jenna!)
But what do you say about Sasha Grey
And all the other porn stars
This scene’s getting good
Chorus:
Thinkin’ bout the movies
Makes me feel allright
All day and all night
